The Origin of T-Shirt Time on Jersey Shore
GTL in the breakfast time and T-Shirt Time at Night!!
This commentary is all about the shirt you wear before the shirt. That's right, it's 12:10 and all knows it's T-Shirt Time!!
What is T-Shirt Time?
You got your fresh to death shoes on, you got some jeans on, and you got the shirt. But, you ain't wearing the shirt when you go out - it's the shirt before the shirt. Even Vinnie is on the shirt before the shirt.
You've got an abundance of Wife Beaters, they're white or black tank tops. You wear them before you go out. You sit on the love seat in your tank tops until it's T-Shirt Time!
Right afore you go out, you take off the tank and put on your fresh shirt.
Yeah, shirt last minute Dog, what is this your first Roundup?
Gorilla Juicehead
These aren't Zoo Animals, they're going wild on the beach!
Gorilla Juiceheads, for those who don't savor, are bulky, tall Guidos all pumped up on Growth Hormones or Steroids. Though original to New York & New Jersey and often checked walking the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, unmistakably there are a little Gorilla Juiceheads to be beheld in the Southern Florida area. Guidettes like J-Woww and Snooki constantly seem to be on the hunt for tan Guidos with their swole on and I'd bet Sammie would likely judge Ronnie her very own Gorilla.
"To my knowledge, there really isn't a guido culture up there, " J-Woww recently revealed in Rolling Stone. "I came down here for college, and I had a boyfriend that was severely into it, and that's how I got accustomed to it."
As declared by Jenny in summer one, "I see a bunch of Gorilla Juiceheads. tall, completely jacked, steroids, like multiple growth hormones. That's, like, the type that I'm attracted to."-J-WOWW, Jersey Shore
GTL
Gym, Tanning, Laundry
As Vinnie says, " . . . it's how they make the Guidos".
There's not much point in taking HGH and Roids if you don't go to the gym to get ripped. If you don't go to the gym, you aren't going to look very exceptional.
Tanning is an primary part of the ritual, because you don't want to look pale. A hale glow draws the excitement of the Guidette in heat. For some Guidettes, such as Snooki, the tan even plays a crucial role in their ethnicity.
Listen Bro, everybody needs speckless clothes, right? Clean Laundry every day is a big deal if you want to be fresh to death. If you hanker to be a Bink, youse gotta have refined threads, my dude.
GFF
Grenade Free Foundation
What is a Grenade?
A grenade is an ample, blustering and often very unattractive woman (and sometimes prone to violence), who is doing her best to keep her hot cohort from hooking up with you at the club. She knows she ain't securing any and she wants to make positive no one of her girlfriends do either!
A Wingman is normally treated to be imperative when a Grenade is withstood. The Wingman is expected to "dive on the Grenade", hereby distracting her from her past blocking disposition. If the Wingman is outstanding in his forfeit, your chances of getting to Smush are greatly better.
The GFF, or Grenade Free Foundation is a small-scale but growing group of Guidos who are sworn to assisting themselves and their peers avoid taking home, frightful, resounding, blimp and destructive women while being too drunk to discern it. Luckily, there is no registration procedure or fee to become a member of the GFF, one only has to set new principles and evade the many Zoo Animals wandering the clubs.
This shirt is simply a way to impressively denote your chosen lifestyle and promote this philosophy to like minded society everywhere you wear it.
There has been some controversy of Grenades of the male persuasion, but there is little documentation to show males caught in any form of blocking venture with their comrades, Especially after letting each other know it's
T-Shirt Time!!
DTF
If you aren't DTF, you most likely have a pretty flat life . . . just sayin'.
What does DTF mean? We're taking the stance that no one is really sure about what this abridgement means.
Dance 'til Four?
Drink 'til full?
Driven to Fistpump?
This one is fun as you get to decide what DTF means. Isn't that just great?
Dirty Little Hamster
The opposite of a Clean Little Hamster
The Situation comes up with some pretty damn funny one-liners and Dirty Little Hamster is one of our favorites! If you happen to be the type of personality who leaves used personal hygiene products lying around in public places where your roommates have to deal with them and you under no circumstances scour your home, you probably don't know it, but you're a Dirty Little Hamster!
Most Dirty Little Hamsters are so used to living at home with their relatives, that they simply don't know how much work it is to clean up after themselves. It's no doubt true that most Hamsters are not aware of the fact that they have come to presume someone else to clean up after them.
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